Friday, December 08, 2006

9:01 PM: unn..

ANo.. kamusta nman.. kakatapos nanaman ng exams... at CHRISTMAS NAH!!!!!!!!!!!! yEbah!! NOt that, meron pang Foundation Day sa skul tapos Christmas Party.. How's the day?? Nagpunta lang nman sa DIVI. tapos di ko akalain na ayoko tlga sa mga "mataong lugar" at masikip. Huling punta ko na yun, Para kong magkakaroon ng phobia sa crowded places.. Ayan, la boring na naman buti na lang sa inaraw-araw na ginawa ng Diyos eh may internet at libro na mapag-kakadiskitahan.. hehe.. Itutuloy ko na ung kadugtong ng Story ng San Jose.

After all what happened, a rainfall came down everything was wet and all the unknown creatures vanished except for the boy and the girl and one LADYBUG, can you believe it one ladybug survived form all of that. The rain has stopped and came out the burnt face of the sun because it was too hot! And the boy and the girl with the ladybug continued on walking through the forest. The ladybug died for no reason. And then, the ladybug rose, he was just sleeping. Then the little boy exclaimed to the little creature who just awoke form its sleep, the boy said, “Don’t you know that we both belong, don’t you know that we will last forever” and the ladybug shed tears of joy. Afterwards, a rainbow appeared where there was said to be a pot of gold at its end. The ladybug said to its new lover, the boy, “Come on, let’s go get it, TOGETHER... AND LIVE FOREVER...” The boy accepted the invitation. All the while that this was happening, somebody was left forgotten... the little girl who was; the whole time silently jealous of the tiny, ugly, polka-dotted ladybug. The little girl took out a bow and arrow and started shooting the little bug. IT WOULDN”T DIE! But oh! She remembered the ladybug was a descendant of Achilles! That’s why it was immortal! She should shoot for its ankle! And alas! The ladybug died. It was erased for the history of the universe and shall never be reincarnated forever and ever. The ladybug died again (It was for real this time!) It was tortured by a girl named ANNIE for fun. Annie was imprisoned for 10 years because of killing a ladybug. In the jail booth, Annie met and saw the soul of the recently killed ladybug. The ladybug was very angry at Annie and turned her into a big s**t on a road of misery near the girl left at the forest. So Annie was turned into a big s**t... the Boy and Girl was very hungry... they ate the wicked witch’s house... then there came Dopey! (you thought Hansel and Gretel?) haha! And they met Hannibal with Remus and Romolus. They said “Oh! Lainez is such a beautiful girl!!” Then the girl was once Lainez turned into a vampire and bit Hannibal in the neck, draining all his blood within a fraction of a second! Remus and Romolus went and got their gigantic red-black-spotted machine because they knew they couldn’t defeat the beautiful vampire by themselves. The vampire looked up at the gigantic ladybug-like monster and walked towards the wall. “Oh crap! We forgot to get the wireless version!” cried Remus but by then it was too late, the vampire had pulled the plug and down came tumbling the machine, causing its riders to fall to their deaths and torn from limb to limb by ghosts and demons. Suddenly, a goddess popped out! It was Athena! Everybody was shocked and can’t believe how scary the face of Athena. Then POOF! They all became cocokrunch!! But Athena is so ugly that she killed all the demons and ghosts by just looking at them and then she ate the cocokrunch and then... Brukaerhshzzibroojgh!!! There was a piece of cocokrunch stuck in Athena’s throat that caused her death... the most memorable death of a goddess ever!!! All the gods and goddesses cried, they cry and cry until some of them fainted. Then the cocokrunch poof! It exploded! All and gods and goddesses become dark. They can’t recognize each other anymore. President Bush appeared to arrange the conflict and chaos happening. He called Harry Potter via satellite to get a potion that will bring back everything into place. Harry Potter hesitated at first because of the rule that at Hogwarts but later on, agreed. With the use of his ball pen, he chanted, “Vulavu, umayis kana, por di sake op Mi!” and then, everything went back to normal. The gods and goddesses showered fireworks and praised Bush for his courage. And Prince charming and Cinderella lived happily ever after... with a background music APACHAPACHIPACHA!! But then Cinderella tripped and fell into a cavern of molten lava leaving Prince Charming staring blankly after. With a shrug, he turned his trail and headed into a nearby forest. “Maybe Sleeping Beauty needs a prince...” So off he went in search for Sleeping Beauty to wake her up from her slumber only to find his twin brother married to her. Heartbroken, he turned to the Witch of the West and lived a very short life... “Lonely... he’s Mr. Lonely... He’s got no body to call his own! Lonely... he’s Mr. Lonely...”

- sandale.. gawa lang yan kaya kung may na-offend di ko na problema yon.. (biro lang) well, nag-pasensya naman na ako ^-^